Funny look at the Odyssey/Trojan war

I hope I spelled the title correctly.

I stumbled upon this on a random website. I put some of my own commentary in there so you know who's who:

ODYSSEUS
or Homer's Iliad & Odyssey in 29 pictures 87 words

Now this guy had a vicious cootie infection ok it goes like this.

This guy (Odysseus) Leaves (His wife Penelope)

To help this guy (Menelaos) marry (Helen of Troy) .

But she meetsthis guy (Paris)

cooties happen!!!! (Not in the real version. This is Hollywood.)

(The Greeks) andfight (The Trojans)

until (The epic Trojan Horse helps the Greeks win the war)killing thousands.

This guy (Achilles) takes one for the crew (Shot in the tendon by Paris, killing him)

Greeks 1 Trojans 0

She gets stuck with
Meanwhile (I guess this means people back in Ithica are waiting for Odysseus' return)

On the way home
This guy runs into (Poseidon) And really pisses him off.
So. (The Hydra attacks them. Again, this is Hollywood, not the true version.)

and then, (Sirens tried to steer them to their deaths).

This guy (Polythemus) Gets a stick in his eye.
Meanwhile,

And then, (Circe the witch turns some of Odysseus' men into animals) ,

into (Oh ok, again, she turns them into pigs), almost a save.


But then, (. . . I'll remember this later)

And then this guy helps?

Only to find, (A bunch of suitors wanting Penelope)

Well, (Odysseus sneaks in incognito)

Then he kills em all. (Um, not really. . . not sure)
THOSE ARE MY COOTIES BEYOTCHES. (. . . Ok?)


THE END
did i get a 1000 words a picture?

. . . Posted for all you visual learners out there.